1,847 service businesses audited this month

Your business is leaking $8,400 a month.

Missed calls. Slow lead responses. Unbilled invoices. Lost reviews.
The leaks are invisible until you measure them. BatterCake finds the exact number — then replaces the broken workflow with an AI system that runs 24/7 for a fraction of one receptionist's salary.

$9,200 Avg. recovered / mo
7 days Setup time
$2k/mo Front Office Manager
BatterCake Index — updated live
$847,294,126
Estimated revenue lost across all audited SMBs, 2026 YTD
You're missing 41% of inbound calls — and 85% of those callers never call back.
Industry avg. missed-call rate 27%
Your top 3 competitors 22%
Your business 41%
Estimated annual upside if fixed
$48,000 – $84,000
NEW — AI Discovery Check

How visible is your business to AI?

We checked ChatGPT, Claude, Perplexity, and Gemini for your category. Here's what we found:

Running AI visibility check across 4 engines...

The Front Office Manager

Every call answered. Every lead replied to. Every appointment booked.
24/7. Custom-trained on your business. Managed by us.

24/7 AI Voice Receptionist

Custom-trained on your services, pricing, FAQs, and brand tone. Handles the full call — not just a transfer.

Missed-Call Text-Back

Automated SMS fires within 30 seconds of any unanswered call. Captures the lead before they call your competitor.

Sub-60-Second Speed-to-Lead

AI replies to every web form, chat, and DM in under 60 seconds — 24/7. Books the meeting before competitors wake up.

Direct Calendar Booking

Into your existing system — no double-entry. No friction. No missed follow-ups.

CRM Tagging & Enrichment

Every contact scored and tagged. Your sales team sees warm leads, not cold noise.

Monthly ROI Report

Calls captured. Bookings made. Dollars recovered. One report, every month, with your dedicated optimization engineer.

Typical Month-1 Economics

Calls recovered (after-hours + missed) +$4,200
Faster web-lead conversion (+8 closes) +$3,200
Direct-to-calendar bookings +$1,800
BatterCake fee −$2,000
Net to you +$7,200
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Expand Your Front Office

Add capabilities as you grow. Each module is custom-configured and fully managed.

01 / 08

Missed Call Text-Back

Automated SMS within 30 seconds of any unanswered call. Recovers ~$3–6k/mo.

$2,000 one-time setup
02 / 08

Speed-to-Lead Responder

AI replies to every web form, chat, or DM in under 60 seconds. Lifts conversion ~2–4x.

$2,000 one-time setup
03 / 08

Review Generator & Responder

Auto-asks happy customers for reviews at the right moment. Responds in your brand voice.

$2,000 one-time setup
04 / 08

Invoice Follow-up System

Polite-but-relentless AR sequences. Reduces 60+ day receivables by 40–60%.

$2,000 one-time setup
05 / 08

Lead Qualification Scorer

Every inbound lead scored before it hits your sales team. Stop wasting time on tire-kickers.

$3,000 one-time setup
06 / 08

Proposal Auto-Drafter

From qualified lead to a polished, on-brand proposal in under 3 minutes. You review and send.

$3,000 one-time setup
07 / 08

Onboarding Flow Builder

New customer signed? They get a custom sequence — welcome, docs, scheduling — without you lifting a finger.

$3,000 one-time setup
08 / 08

Appointment Setter Agent

Full outbound AI SDR. Books qualified meetings on your calendar from cold lists or warm pipelines.

$4,000 one-time setup

Two ways to start.
Both cost less than ignoring this.

Path A — Recommended

Run the free audit

2 minutes. No signup. Itemized report with dollar ranges per finding. Decide what to do with the information.

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Path B — Faster

Book a 15-minute call

Skip the report and walk through your numbers with us live. We'll quote the Front Office Manager or scope a single fix.

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No setup fee for the first 10 founding customers (normally $1,500). 30-day money-back if recovered revenue is below the fee.